Mar 14, 2020
March 14.In 1794, Elli Whitney patented that dang cotton gin. In 1891, telephone wire was laid along the bottom of the English Channel to prepare for the first telephone link. In 1914, Henry Ford announced a new continuous motion car assembly that decreased the time to make a car from 12 hours to 93 minutes. In 1936, Adolf Hitler told a crowd of 300,000 that Germany's only judge was God and Germany. [This sounds like some familiar bullshit. Still wondering what happened to the separation of church and state.] In 1964, Jack Ruby was found guilty of murdering Lee Harvey Oswald. In 1967, JFK's body was moved to Arlington National Cemetery. In 1989, George HW Bush banned imported assault rifles. In 1998, an earthquake left 10,000 homeless in Iran. Happy Birthday, Lucy Hobbs Taylor, Emily Murphy, Albert Einstein, Sylvia Beach, Diane Arbus. It's Mother Tongue Day, Pi Day, Steak Day and Blowjob Day. Mission: Well, make a choice. It's mother tongue, math, steak or a blowjob. ENJOY THIS RARE SNOW DAY.